yo, sleepyface
yo, sleepyface
i love naruto
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rubybellucci:

*watches anaconda video*

me: *does 100 squats*

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

809212:

Nicki Minaj and Drake on ‘Anaconda’

another win for drizzy

shittier:

the third wheel 

shittier:

the third wheel 

By おの
By おの

africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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legalmexican:

When your mom lets you stay home on half days

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at a job interview

cyberjock:

interviewer: well all of your education and experience seem to be in order, but one more question. What is one of your greatest personal achievements

me: i haven’t jacked off in 2 days

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