yo, sleepyface
yo, sleepyface
i love naruto
ask links instagram archive
*is ballin outta control*

earthdad:

when ur favorite show comes on tv

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nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

thicccc:

harry styles crosses the state line. “idaho,” he reads. “no, you da ho,” he says to himself, laughing as he wonders what the fuck he’s doing in idaho

zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

calum: *gets blonde streak*

[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]

calum: hel-

zayn: how my dick taste

haramzayn:

i love zayn with all my heart and ass

2jam4u:

me as nicki him as drake

2jam4u:

me as nicki him as drake

xbox420:

the-frizzle-fry:

xbox420:

no offense to the boring music fandom but i’d rather eat my own legs than listen to the 1975

Have fun with you dieing computer djs and auto tuned morons. Musicians from 75 kill modern day “musicians.”

holy shit

so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about
*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.