yo, sleepyface
yo, sleepyface

i love naruto


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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

image

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

princeowl:

say something im giving up on you

princeowl:

say something im giving up on you

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

methhomework:

waka with a flocka pigeons

methhomework:

waka with a flocka pigeons

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

sschol:

this is from spy kids

Baby: wa-wa
Mom: water??
Baby: What the fuck is this? I would like to see Harry Styles dead so he would stop ruining Louis and Eleanor’s “RELATIONSHIP”? OH MY FUCKING GOD. IS THIS A JOKE? HE RUINED THE BAND BECAUSE HE’S A SICK DISGUSTING WHORE? BITCH! SHUT UP. He’s filled with disease and needs to be soaked in bleach? BITCH I WILL POUR BLEACH DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’M CLEANING YOUR MOUTH OUT BITCH. GET A FUCKING LIFE! YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. FUCK YOU. BLA BLA BLA. TO ALL LARRY SHIPPERS, YOU ARE STUPID AND SICK FREAKS. EXCUSE ME? I’m not the one who had a fucking blog dedicated to wanting to kill someone! SCUSE ME. Ugh. I don’t need this in my life. What is this shit? I’m not even reading this. Spot the….. OH FUCK OFF. Oh. DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHH. Get a fucking life, virgin tit. I BET HE HAS NOT SLEPT WITH 410 PEOPLE DO YOU JUST BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU READ, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH? YOU’RE A RAT. OH MY FUCKING GOD. UGH. YOU SAY ALL LARRY SHIPPERS ARE FREAKS? WHO THE FUCK MADE THAT? WHO MADE THAT! YOU! YOU! YOU DID! SO WHY DON’T YOU! YOU! YOU GET SOME FUCKING HELP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION YOU STUPID FUCKING RAT. YOU ARE OHHH MY GOD. I DON’T NEED THIS. YOU’RE A SNAKE. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. FUCK YOU. I DON’T NEED THIS. I DON’T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE I FUCKING HATE YOU. I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. PEOPLE LIKE THIS PISS ME THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HARRY. HARRY IS A HUMAN BEING. HE’S A CELEBRITY BUT HE’S HUMAN. SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY? LEAVE.
hey illuminati if you see this i’d like to join the winning team
pleatedjeans:

excuse me while i look fabulous [x]

pleatedjeans:

excuse me while i look fabulous [x]